A friend e-mailed this too me and I thought that it was pretty cute so I thought that I would share it with you.
Life in the North
You know you're from the North WHEN......
1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a snow plow on the highway.
2. VACATION ~ means going to Prince George for the weekend.
3. You measure distance in hours.
4. You know several people who have hit deer - moose or bears more than once.
5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
6. You use a down comforter in the summer but can walk outside barefoot in the winter to grab the beer off the porch.
7. You see people wearing hunting clothes at Social Events.
8. You install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked.
9. You think of the major food groups as moose meat, fish and berries.
10. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the Canadian Tire store at any given time.
11. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
12. Driving is better in the winter because the pot-holes are filled with snow.
13. You think lingerie is tube socks and flannel pajamas.
14. You know all 4 seasons as - Almost Winter - Winter Still -Winter and Construction.
15. It takes 3 hours to go to the store for one item even when you're in a rush because you have to stop and talk to every-one in town.
16. You know it must be cold out when there's ice chunks floating in the river.
17. You know where Quesnel is - and you pronounce it correctly.
18. When you go to parties in the winter - you wear your snowboots and bring your nice shoes in a grocery bag.
19. You have perfected the peeing outdoors technique because you have been drunk in the middle of no-where so many times.
20. In the winter - it is more than normal to drive your snowmobile to a party instead of your truck.
21. You know where 100-Mile House -,103 Mile , 105 Mile, 108 Mile , 99 Mile , 94 Mile and 70 Mile are and don't really think those are strange names for towns.
22. You Actually Understand These Jokes.
Man I love the north.
Anyways, I don't know what Im doing yet today.I need to go feed my kids some lunch.
Ed is out in the shop with his friend again.Hoppfully they don,t blow anything up(Lol). Im going to try to organize my room today and get rid of some stuff that is piling up.
1 comment:
That is too funny!!!! Hahahahaha!! And too sad that so many of them are true!! Anyway, I miss ya- coffee this week? Love Char
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